OBAMA’S NEW NAME: A more appropriate (and more American-sounding) name is Barack Hussein Fetchit. It’s a name he richly deserves for betraying his friend and mentor Jeremiah Wright and everything he once claimed to believe in, when the pressure to conform to the boobs’ expectations became paramount. Contrary to the faux conservatives’ claims, Black separatists, even sub-rosa ones like Wright, are basically good for us all, and Black assimilationists like Fetchit are bad.